Scotch Porter

Scotch Porter Fresh Meat Masculine Wipes

Sale price Price $7.50 Regular price

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Let’s keep it real, there’s nothing worse than some funky junk below your belt - with our balls curing in our pants all day where it’s dark, warm and moist, there’s all kinds of things breeding down there.

 

We put nature’s goody goods at work here - Aloe and Vitamins B & E (with no Paraben, Phthalate, Chlorine, Formaldehyde, Alcohol, or any other wack items) so the wipes are gentle and good for your most sensitive skin.

The scent is of the masculine kind, so we promise you won’t be out here smelling like a newborn baby or a flowery meadow.

The wipes are flushable and dispersible – you’ll be saving the environment, and the money you would have spent calling a plumber to unclog your toilet.

  • Flushable and dispersible
  • Man-sized for all you guys packing an extra large bratwurst. 
  • Free of Paraben, Phthalate, Chlorine, Formaldehyde, & Alcohol
  • Scent Profile: Sophisticated notes of leather and black peppercorn, with patchouli, musk, citrus and warm woods